lucasbieneke:

send me which disney princess you think i would be

Monday Oct 10 @ 11:04pm

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

Monday Oct 10 @ 11:04pm

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

Monday Oct 10 @ 11:03pm
breeeeeeeekachu:

HELLO FUCK BOY

breeeeeeeekachu:

HELLO FUCK BOY

Monday Oct 10 @ 11:02pm

quasi-normalcy:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in a Classics course and deliberately and consistently mispronounce “Penelope” as “Peen-a-loap.”

Monday Oct 10 @ 11:01pm

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:59pm

sugar-galaxies:

blockedhead:

paramore-5ever:

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:58pm

beachey:

i think i’m in love and i’m scared as fuck

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:57pm

rogueavantgarde:

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

😂😭😭😂

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:57pm
dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:56pm

calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:55pm

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:55pm

astreana:

FUCK

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:55pm
ruinedchildhood:

bigblackfilmer:

kellyibeh:

THEY ALL LOOK HIGH

Tommy on that next level

tommy smoked himself to next life

ruinedchildhood:

bigblackfilmer:

kellyibeh:

THEY ALL LOOK HIGH

Tommy on that next level

tommy smoked himself to next life

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:54pm

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

Monday Oct 10 @ 10:54pm