gabe-the-fallen-angel:

blackmoods:

map-of-problematique:

shawnsmirk:

I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

I WANT A NOSE RING

I WANT A TATTOO

I WANT TO DO THINGS

WITH MY OWN BODY

BUT I CANT

BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

AND ALSO BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE MONEY

AND ALSO I CAN’T BECAUSE I WANT A JOB AND THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HIRE YOU WHEN YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE LISTED THINGS IS VERY SMALL.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 08:27pm
hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 08:27pm

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 08:25pm

sailorleo:

gravity falls seems like one of those shows that kids who are like 8 years old right now will rewatch ten years down the road and go “what the fuck? this was fucked up. did this fuck me up? this probably fucked me up”

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 08:24pm

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

Monday Sep 9 @ 10:29pm
Monday Sep 9 @ 10:28pm

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

Monday Sep 9 @ 10:28pm Monday Sep 9 @ 10:24pm

xalm:

I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did

Monday Sep 9 @ 10:22pm

homoish:

my whole family went out and i didnt want to go so i stayed home and it’s literally been two hours and my dad just texted me “where are you”

Monday Sep 9 @ 10:21pm

I’m the kind of person who likes to be by himself. To put a finer point on it, I’m the type of person who doesn’t find it painful to be alone.

Haruki MurakamiWhat I Talk About When I Talk About Running (via wordsnquotes)
Monday Sep 9 @ 10:18pm

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

This is so cool.

Monday Sep 9 @ 10:18pm

prozdvoices:

Nobody asked for this.

Original post and comment from tibets and ollivander

Monday Sep 9 @ 09:26pm

bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

Monday Sep 9 @ 09:25pm

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

Monday Sep 9 @ 07:15pm